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Have you ever had a fight with some food in your sleep? I slept with a piece of cake last night trying to eat that. That motherfucker beat me down. I swear to God he beat me down to my feet. I woke up with that cake's handprints all over me. Like he had beat the shit out of me while I was trying to eat it in my sleep. My covers was covered with his icing and I looked like I had had a bloodbath with that shit. That lemon blueberry cream cake kicked my ass in my bed.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay now, but I wasn't at first. Thanks for asking. I was going to call the police on that piece of cake because it really fucked me up. You know what I'm saying? Terrible.
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I might be fat, but I don't be eating in my sleep
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Yeah, I know because you fat motherfuckers eat all day, so you can't afford to eat in your sleep That's the only time you guys stop eating shit. I understand shit the fuck
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Why are you so triggered?
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Wait, what? You slept with cake? Cake? What? Is that how big her binda was?
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First of all, if you're going to try to reply, at least make sure that you're actually able to be understood. You can't understand me because I don't understand you. You understand? It was a joke. Now, at the end of the day, you need to brush up on your English. I don't understand nothing that you're saying, so I'm going to disregard this and not cuss you out today. Have a nice day.
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