No boy, I lost it to my vacuum cleaner.

Ah, motherfucka, this is crazy, I ain't gonna hold you up. You lost your virginity to your hand, bro, that's crazy. Like, if you were telling people, oh yeah, I'm not a virgin, I jerked off today, like, you're a fucking loser, I'm sorry. You're not getting anywhere with any women.

Let's hope that you didn't post it beforehand you disgusting prick

Enemy UAV be advised. If you pulled out, you're still a virgin.

I'm not gonna lie. It amazes me how y'all come up with these topics, bro. Like, yo, this shit be outrageous. Like, what makes you think of this shit?

Thank you so much for watching!

like bro there's no way you just came on here to my so did you lose your hair did you lose your virginity to your hair like bro what

He's saying his first love was his hands, pretty much. that couldn't get any, but you funny as fuck.

Um, I'm sure it doesn't even work that way, it actually works from skin to skin, if you get what I mean, but let's just say you did anyways because I know you're crazy like that.

I think that's where everyone began.