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I want to know your best conspiracy theory you have and I want to hear it all
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What's crazy is I actually agree with 100%
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Those sound like the Rothschilds with their rock company. like the rock company owns like everything.
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There are legitimately people who believe the earth is flat or square and it's ridiculous. There is no factual evidence to believe this. You know what my factual evidence to believing that the earth is a spear? I can see it with my own goddamn eyes if I walk outside.
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No, bro, you can literally look up in the summertime like when it's hot and warm outside in the blue sky You can see the curve of the atmosphere It's the sun's reflection off of it. It's undefiable. There's no way of arguing it.
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What the fuck are you on about? Dinosaurs were real. There's tons of evidence. Have you ever seen a dinosaur museum before? Bones? That's real. They've compared them to human bones. This is reals it gets.
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Also, I do believe that it's spinning at a thousand miles an hour because there's nothing but undefiable proof. I don't believe that we're in the middle of the universe because there's no way. The flat earth theory says that we're in the middle of the universe and the earth is flat. It is n-
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You know what, if you really can show me a model that's not shitily created and isn't all pixelated and is actually backed by a real scientist, I'll believe you. Until then, shut the hell up.
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You're the dumbest motherfucker I've probably ever met in my life. You're stupid. There's no fucking way. There's no scientists that back the flatter theory. There's no scientists that back dinosaurs not being real. And there's no scientist that back any of this other dumb shit you push out.
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Like, you're just dumb as fuck. Like, please. Please, stop talking. Stop pushing this dumbass narrative to people. Because there is no narrative. It's called fucking science. I can see it with my own eyes. I watch live streams of the fucking round earth.
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Yeah, people who think the Earth is flat aren't looking at the big picture. Like why are all the other planets round and we're just, you know, the only flat ones that doesn't necessarily make sense.
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Also, if the earth was flat, you'd be able to climb to the highest mountain peak and see the sun way out yonder and since you can't do that it's almost as if the sun went down you know.
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No it's not, you're fucking retarded. There have been so many people to make round trips through planes and cars, motherfucker. So many people. If the Earth was flat, you would fall off the edge. How the fuck is that on hap-
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Never in recorded history, hell never ever has anyone fallen off the edge of the earth, because you fucking can't.
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If you eat too much booty hair, will you turn into a booty hair? Like think about it. You know that magic school bus episode where that dude turns orange? or like what if you see the booty here
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Bro we are not thinking about that
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I was saying this for years you know when he was school and then you like leaned back on your chair to crack your back and then it all turns dark right when you do that and then you can see again you switch timelines something in your timeline has been changed forever
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You know you actually got a point there. I'm gonna start thinking about this more.
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See I just don't wanna know where are you going to school at where in school are you cracking your back to the point where it all turns black what the what are you talking about
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I go to the one where they put drugs in school lunch.
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I don't know if it's the best conspiracy theory but sirens, they're like evil mermaids, they will lure you into the water with their voices and once you get close enough they will snatch you in and kill you.
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I don't have any personal conspiracy conspiracy theories, but my dad is really big on them. him, he believes that aliens, extraterrestrial beings did 9-11.
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Turn to night, I just turn off all the lights, open the window, and look outside. Because I know the government does crazy shenanigans while everyone's hiding the old dudes. I just saw shit, I just saw shit, look, look, look. It's either a ship or this speed I just took is giving me the f***ing visions.
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Trump is gay.
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This ***** definitely took it up his ass before. I definitely agree.
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If you drink a gallon of milk a gang of guys have just finished gang banging nothing on the check somewhere in the world
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clouds aren't real and the government made clouds so aliens could put cargo in the government to put parasites in our brains.
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See I just got a question for you in elementary did you not do the cloud experiment in the classroom or what
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