No offense, but your mirror is dirty as hell.

Damn, you're pretty as fu- GASP No moment with your Mexican tool.

I don't know about Spanish, Mexican, and that, that's why I'm learning that, but I can speak Italian. Ciao, come stai? Tutto bene? Gli salve stai? You know what I mean, type shit?

Girl, you look real familiar. Wait, that's where I know you from. The girl of my dreams. Ha ha ha. But I lasted ten rounds like a freak. Like a freak.

Hola, ¿cómo estás? ¿Estás bien? I speak Spanish. Hola, uno, dos, tres, cuantos... Let me stop playing. I don't know what I'm going to say again. Yeah, you have a blessed day. That's what I'm going to say.

I'm trying to eat your butt from the front, the back, sideways, upside down, on the wall, the ceiling fan. I'm really just trying to eat your butt. Like that ass that would let you fart in my mouth, that shit would probably be like pixie dust.