Has this ever happened to somebody where you go to Walmart you have to take a shit so you ditch your cart You go to your car and start driving home. You're almost home. Your stomach is hurting so bad So you're like maybe if I fart I'll feel a little bit better So you fart you lift up your ass cheek and you let it out and it turns out to be a turd and then you just gone down shit yourself and then You're literally driving the rest of the way home with a big ball of turd in your pants Has that happened to anybody or is that just me?

Guys, you're revolting. Usually these are jokes and you can tell they're jokes, but I can tell this actually happened to you. That's probably why you're posting the nominees. Like, legit. You're disgusting.

Hey let me tell you something. I go to Walmart and I find the bathrooms at Walmart. You need to go to the bathrooms at Walmart. Don't go home.

Nah, I would just go to the bathroom in Walmart baby. I would not ditch my buggy and go home.

You should just look to Walmart. I mean, I'm sorry. In no way did I have to go that bad. I'm not gonna risk pooping on myself driving all the way home. I'm gonna, you know, you gotta sanitize them seats, you know, wipe them off or whatever, but you should've just used, you should've stayed at Walmart.