That's how far I traveled for work and shit, and my vehicle was out of commission. I wasn't about to ask her nothing about the smell, like, I already knew what it was. And it wasn't like right away, it was like a good 10 or 15 minutes within the ride, and I started smelling it, and it was like, if I could smell it in the backseat, I know she could smell it on herself, smelling like stank cat, I was like, oh, hell no. She was flirting hard.

She was asking me hella personal questions and shit, sexual ones and shit, I mean it was a nice conversation. If she wasn't smelling I probably would have gave her my number, but she was smelling and she was driving crazy. That was my first ever Uber, so bad experience.

Shit, I had to take a Uber yesterday. Shit, the ***** car I got in yesterday smelled like ass, but he was, you know, nice conversation. We drove well. I wasn't even trying to talk. I was just trying to listen to a podcast and play Donkey Kong on my little game and shit. But he insinuated to talk, so I kept him. You know, I kept the company. Told me it was his last ride and shit. Just forced me into the conversation.