Alright, so if you think about it bruh, so, all the motherfuckers go for the fine bitches. But you see, if you trying to lock in with somebody, you gotta go for the ugly bitches. Because then, somebody gonna see her out walking and shit, they ain't even finna fuck with her, bruh. They finna look a whole different way while you just sitting over here with the same bitch and nobody out here wanting her, and you ain't gotta ever worry about her cheating cause ain't nobody else finna want her ass. Shit.

Or just maybe go with somebody you actually mess with. I know, crazy proposal in this day and age, but just hear me out.