Definitely a hot dog costume, but like, if you're gonna wear that, put a witch hat on as well, so you can go up to people's houses and be like, Hi, I'm the Wicked Wiener!

Be a chicken. I was going to say chicken at first because hot dog or chicken. I was getting ready to just instantly say chicken. But then I heard, should I be? And I went, wait, what? Is this a Halloween costume? Yes, it is a Halloween costume. I thought it meant food. I was fucking ready and raring to go. Chicken all the way and chicken for the costume.

Neither, babe.

I think that you should wear a hot dog costume because it just looks a bit better done it. Like, no one walks around dressed as a chicken, just, unless it's like a really expensive outfit then no one walks around in a chicken costume.