Oh how do you eat cookies? Do you eat em in the bed? Do you eat em in the chair? Do you eat cookies on the couch? Do you eat em in the car? Do you eat em at your work? How do you eat? Do you eat em with a glass of milk? Do you just eat em plain? Do you eat em with anything on em? Cookies, cookies. How do you eat those cookies? You've got to tell me how!