Yeah, it is. It's beyond gay, but, like, not only that, it's like, you shouldn't be in the same bedroom, but, like, you shouldn't even be in the same room, though. If he's in the same room as you, you gotta sleep with no, uh, scroll, no pincers. Is it pincers? I don't know, but it's just, like, make it worse, make it the worst night for him.

Just say no homo, man.

It's not gay if it's with homies.

Nah, the homies deserve cuddles too.