It's all fun and games until one of you gets a boner.

If you have your socks on, if socks are involved, then you're good. It's not gay. You're good. You're good.

Well, if you have black socks on, that usually makes the gay go away, but they have to be black. Like, if it's even gray, bro, that shit's gay. I'm sorry.

And there's nothing wrong with showing some love to your homie, like y'all cuddle in the same bed, nibble each other's ear, play with your hair a little bit, like it's totally natural, bro.

As long as you say no homo.

Wear socks and say no homo. Easy fix.

Yes.

It's only gay if you're physically or sexually attracted to them. There's no way it's gay if you're not physically or sexually attracted to them. If you're just cuddling with your homie, it's not gay. People are confused that if you just want to generally just do genuine things with your friend that it would make you gay. No, it's only would make you gay if you're physically or sexually attracted to your friend.