Now we all have that one friend that likes to touch other people but as soon as you put your hands on them, it's a problem. Like, example, yesterday I was hanging out with one of my friends, let's call them, cucumber. And cucumber and me were just, you know, laying around, telling me why we're joking and I make a joke that's apparently really funny. and she bops me in the head and that she was really funny for some reason so i bust out laughing but then i try to bop her in the head and she's like no don't touch me and i'm like okay We'll remember that next time. But like, be fuckin' for real. I'ma get my lick back. How about y'all?