I want to be Papa Smurf. I want to buy those, you know, big red boots, right? And then get a red hat, some red pants, and then spray-paint my body blue, and then somehow make some a white beard out of cotton or something. That'd be fucking hilarious and awesome. Papa Smurf in this biatch. Let's go.

Probably going to be Wayne Brady, a successful black man with no game effects on anything.

I'm going to be a rich dad.

I'm thinking about being Weird Ken.