Ain't no way, that shit was too specific. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Able like that ass fat you know where I'm at

Bro you sound like the guy from TikTok the one that's like follow me you fucking idiot

You're moving fast for your first date.

dude who have you slept with jesus christ

You sound like a whole president.

Who the fuck let Patrick Bateman out of the closet?

The real question here is why are we talking about red flags and green flags I'm off OK here's a white flag I surrender I give up

Oh my god. Jesus.

Bro you're so fucking nasty for saying that fucking shit that is nasty as fuck bro

Should I call someone? Bye...

No, honestly, don't follow my example. Don't kill yourself. Like, you can do what you want, but please don't try to take your own life. It's not the way to go. I mean, I would know.

Bro the music playing in the fucking back road is getting to me bro

That was the point of the whole joke, honestly. I've had so many people reply and like, think it's for real. Like, somebody damaged me earlier and was like, Please don't kill yourself, you're loved.

I'm dead bro. Do you need help? I should say you two are therapist.

Yeah, don't worry, I'm about to be dead. You don't need to call an old therapist.

***** cryin' about it nobody ever gonna like you gonna be lonely your whole life ain't nobody on love you feel like nobody likes me playing sad music in the background you don't be lonely your whole life under there.

Noooo don't do that you'll find someone I promise you've got this

Chucho ugly ass up you go free. That's why you got earphones from fucking 1985 Which are ugly as no fucking hair looking like french fry over here shut your dumbass up bitch What's your

I hope you are OK I am just so you know relationships are not worth it they make you so much more depressed

Yeah that's what I'm saying man I love hearing that doodle shit fart poop shit guacamole shit on a bummer that shit is a guacamole chicken nuggets french fries chipotle brown rice looking ass guacamole penis dick mean

What kind of bitch do you be dating?

Hey, shawty ain't going all night, you sound fine as hell. Hey, you German? Cause I could be German. Ha ha ha ha!

That's a good circle is that her a day or night in the login

Knigge I know about you with me personally I love that shit I love when I'm on my bitch says I do see a little chocolate shit there Nager I got to get it

That was funny as hell

No, no

Oh hell nah bro what the fuck

Empty there's crazy, bro.

Where were you? Who fucking did that shit to you?

What do you drive?

Probably not an Nissan Ultima. Stupid ass question.

I just wanted to know what he drove dumbass shut the fuck up

If he drives a Dodge Charger, Challenger, or even a Hellcat. Red flag.

Man you guys talking about cars is shit man I want to fuck a horse man You

Oh hell nah but what the hell Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Bro what the fuck is wrong with the hell cat like even other boats they're nice as hell and if I had like 80 K to throw I would definitely buy one

Oh, this guy's actually looking out there and he's just, bro, and he's all here really clowns. God give me hope.

My little boy. Oh

Every day I set off to nestle many times, you woke the wave not so often, bitches done

The fuck?

Yo, for real, I fucking hate that shit bro. facts