I said I want my girl to be a psycho. I didn't say I want my ex to be a crazy psycho bitch. There's a difference There's a difference

yeah i know it was a fucking joke i don't give a fuck like change your number then and anyways like who the fuck's gonna like pull up to your house if you don't answer their call and then change the whole number if you fucking block them if you block them i don't give a fuck then if you block me then you don't want a fucking relationship then if you block me i'm not gonna fucking do all that shit to fucking get in contact with some asshole

Fam, Philly's from Beta Squad bruv, not Sidemen.

If a number calls that you don't know, I pick it up every single time, just don't talk. Let them talk first. When you know who it is, talk. If they don't talk, hang up the phone. It's that simple. This might be the dumbest comment I've seen all day.

So, uh, I don't know if you knew this, but most unknown numbers are what we call robocallers. And what they do is, they go through every single phone number they can find, until they find yours, and you being the dumb British **** that you are, you pick up, then they list your numbers active in their stupid little scammer database, and then they send every single Kareem Abdul Jabari Indian 9-11 scammer terrorist they can your phone number, and then you have a bunch of scammer terrorists calling you all at once, over and over and over again for the entire fucking week. So that's why you don't pick up random numbers, idiot.

Yeah, maybe in your stupid place, you might have these things called robocall or whatever the fuck you said fam, but over here, yeah we don't get that fam, if you get a random call, it's usually somebody you know, and it's a thing that you do where you pick up the phone and you just don't talk, you let them talk, if they don't

Yeah, sure, where do you live? Fucking Narnia. Wonderland. Cause the only place you're not gonna find any scam callers is in fucking Antarctica. And that's only because you don't have any fucking service there.

Yeah, because you're going to tell me what's going on where I live, like you have been here. Because I've not had a scam calling, not one time in my life.