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I'm going to tell you a short story, and it is hilarious. This might have happened to some of you in the past, but I really hope not. So when I was 25, I used to drive for a food delivery service called Zoomer, and as I was delivering an order, I really had to go number two, all right? And this was one of those poops that really sneaks up on you, so I really had to go. So I delivered the order and found the closest place I had a public bathroom, it was a laundromat. So I needed to go immediately, as soon as possible, so I sped there, ran into the laundromat, and I tried to open the bathroom door, but it was locked. And I looked up, and there was a sign that said, out of service. So the only bathroom I could find was one that was out of service. So this turd was not holding back, it was like ready to push its way out to be free. So I just, I walked outside, I looked up into the sky, and just let it go, let it, it slid down my left leg and was lodged on my sock near my left ankle. It was miserable, it sucked. The drive home was very smelly, and the cleanup process was not fun, so there you go.
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Luckily, though, I was wearing pants. If I was wearing athletic shorts, this could have ended very differently. Ha ha ha!
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