If you had a million dollars, what would be the first thing you buy?

$567,000 worth of Lunchables.

Personally, the first thing I'd buy was like an Ethiopian sex slave. But yeah, that's just me.

I invest that shit. Easy.

First I'm gonna buy me some Lambo house when I bitch and then I'm gonna save up and put money in the bank for the payment I'm gonna have to make for like land tax and shit and electric and shit like that and then if I have money left for that I'll do whatever by car maybe I don't fucking know

I would save most of my money just to pay bills in like for emergency and stuff but I would like to buy house and maybe a car but I'll like to buy my dream car but my dream car isn't that expensive so

Start a business yeah and then just travel

New clothes, huh? My wardrobe look kinda shit right now.

If we're being realistic and if I'm giving a genuine answer the first thing I'm buying is stocks or I'm liquidating my money someway to make my money make more money that way this million isn't just the end of it

This may sound tricky but on every single pet on the universe that is like in a cage you're being treated wrong abuse anything yeah be respectful to God

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