Read me a roast me I don't really give a fuck just do it

You look like the type of kid to reach your hand inside of a porta potty and smear that shit on the walls and then lick it.

You're the type of kid to pick your asshole and then get all the poop chunks in your fingers and then lick them bitch is clean like there's some gourmet shish kebabs

Like you pick up insects off the ground and just eat them

You seem like you tried to piss inside of your own mouth at least once and you also look like you've tried to shove multiple things including scissors and like Q-tips up your penis tip

I think I see one of your pet birds. Wait, is there a fucking bird in your hair? Oh my fucking god, not one of these people, a fucking nest! On Nuff列!!!

What I'm saying is, you gotta fucking hold your own destiny, you hear?

Think you're roasting yourself for taking a picture in a middle school bathroom, like what the fuck, bitch? We know you got no friends if that's how you spend your lunch.