You're black. Ew.

My guy, aren't you black too? I'm more black than you, but like, aren't you black? Bro say you as if you're predominantly Caucasian, man. I bet you got big lips and eat fufu. Stop playing with me.

And what do you know, I check your profile and you're Nigerian. Just like me. Stop playing with me. Fufu eat himself. We both eat fufu. And our lips big. Geeking, bro. I know you eat some red rice and freaking jello for rice and freaking, uh, goat meat and junk. Stop playing with me.

I'm not caucasian at all, I'm not white.

I identify as white. You stupid monkey boy.

Oh! Oh, wow.

The way I gotta deal with you here, bruh, you just saying you not Caucasian, and then you just saying you not white. You're confusing everybody in the whole entire world. If you don't get your black self on it, like, bro, I don't got no words for you, bruh. Last time I say you replied to me with some nonsense, I'm hopping on that case. I don't care if I'm going full beast mode. I don't care until I decide to stop. You have to stop with the nonsense.

Identify as white. Same thing.

I ain't gonna cap this kinda on you.