Nah man, listen, you do not know how to take ass pics, so I think you need a coach. You can hire me for free. I'll teach you how to take ass pics. First thing you gotta know is you gotta ditch the clothes. Ditch the clothes, get some baby oil, lather them cheeks up, you know, get in front of the mirror, bend down a little, spread. You just don't know how to take, you know, good pictures, but it's okay, I can coach you for free on how to take good pictures.