Hey, I make mine in a French press too. I think you get better coffee that way, right? Drip coffee? Drip coffee makers ain't shit. They don't make that good of coffee. And espresso? Yeah, fuck that. Keurig? Hell no. It's a bunch of fucking plastic. Thing's gonna break and it's drip coffee. It's not that good. It's too watery. French press is the way to go, baby.

Exactly, I don't need no goddamn triple nofo crappuccino, just give me a goddamn coffee with some cream and sugar in it.