Greetings, this is Widget, my rescue cow, yeah Widget is having a hay snack, he comes in the morning to have his breakfast, normally it's bananas but I had some toast left over for the donkeys so it was like, Quish give me some toast, are you having some toast? The Widget came from a local farmer who sadly, the Widget cannot have a calf of her own, so the farmer did not want her to go to the market and said Chris would you look after her, so she is here in her forever home and enjoying every moment of it, so thank you for your support, did you know that cows like bananas and toast, you learn something every day, what do you have for breakfast, and don't forget, we love you, we love you more.

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Load again, Uncle Steve.

Eh, I'm Cowboy and I like to ride cars. Why is that cow giving me the death stare, bro? Help!

Okay, I'll bust a nut, I mean, BUST A NUT!