This is my first concert you're watching. Look how goddamn young. I absolutely hated ACDC, but it was the only shirt my stepdad would get me. Look at that haircut. Goddamn. I look like a bowling ball. I look like Balloon Boy's soul. I don't look like a human- I look ridiculous, basically. So just fucking turn off the spout, alright? Alright, dickheads? Stop wasting water.