So, Love Island USA, spoiler alert for the most recent episode as of today, and basically this is the first time for this to happen on like Love Island USA version at least. I know it's happened on other Love Island iterations in different countries, but basically Cassie and Johnny, who is a girl, both expressed interest with each other, they've been flirty, they kissed, they like each other, and Cassie is like bi-curious and Johnny is like bisexual, and I don't know, I low-key feel like Cassie is just gonna kind of play Johnny, because she's playing the field, like she's interested in a few guys out there, in addition to Johnny, so I just really hope she doesn't break Johnny's heart, but I do like the vibe between them, like it seems so genuine, like they were just so giddy, and so I'm rooting for them, but at the same time they also look like each other, so it's kind of weird, so I don't know.

Man, shut the fuck up.

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