Breaking News! Britney Spears' new hit single, Lick Me Baby One More Time, has hit number two on the billboards.

When hedonism is the game that you play, sooner or later the bill will come due.

Well, I can't say much. I'm old, too. Yo, Brittany, come here.

I know damn well that leg was salty.

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Good Lord, she looks like she's in her fifties already. That girl's so worn out, man. I don't envy her. Love and light.