yo my girl was sucking on my toes and I was low-key enjoying that shit

Y'all see, people gotta go. Like, you gotta go.

Well, that poses the question, are some people in Delaware unaware that they're in Delaware?

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

I'm not gonna lie, this something you should've took to the grave, my boy.

Um, so like when I was five, my sister sucked my toe and I screamed so loud, try not to hear me.

I mean, well, it kind of matters, really, because, like, if it's a badass bitch with nice, smooth toes, you know what I mean, I'm gonna be, like, all up on her toes, you feel me? But it's like a... If it's, like, a nice, fine bitch with, like, you know, crusty toes, I might give a little tsk, tsk, tsk, and that's about it, but, like, yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know.

Relatable.

Man, if you're into it, then you're into it, but not me. I mean, I like feet, but not like that, to where I'd be sucking on them. I just think maybe some female feet with some toenails polished on them, but besides that, hell no.

Some things you just shouldn't admit. I just... whatever.

Okay, toes? Uh-uh, like, I don't like toes.