Literally saw this homeless dude taking a shit on the sidewalk outside of Fertitta Hall at USC like is this what life's gonna be like for The next four years bro like this is kind of funny

You're just like me for real.

Yo, it's straight comedy and entertainment fucking 24-7. I love it.

They literally like zombies you gotta watch out for them like keep your phone and everything away cuz you're gonna get snatched and robbed good luck to everyone

Bro's definitely like a Marshall student.

My fault, Gangie. My fault.

Bro, this is super hot. You should've went over there and sent me the poop as a gift.

Uh, that was me. Sorry, bro.