Hydroflask or Stanley, which one's better?

What even is the point of a Stanley cup like is the straw really that deep?

Stanley Cups are hella goofy.

Hydro flex all the way, bro. Do you know how long? thick Hydro flexes are you know, that's what you need in your life long take dick. I mean, you know Hydro flask

Okay, low-key, I've never used either of them, but it seems more convenient to not have the straw than to have the straw and also the hydro flask is bigger and It looks like it holds more so I'm gonna have to go with a hydro flask It's just common sense

Hydroflask

Uh, my nutsack. My nutsack is better. You should put my nuts in your mouth. Yeah.

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