My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Yeah, yeah, I don't give a fuck bitch-ass *****

Um, that's a whole lawsuit

I had a teacher in grade 6 throw a book at me, she was a French teacher, and the police were called because my mom called the police. They asked me if I wanted to charge her and I said no but can you stick her in anger management and she took a leave. And then she was back in the school later and that was how it worked.

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I don't know what's wrong with you guys, but you need help.

Bro, you have to satisfy a woman. Of course she threw a stapler at you on a Valentine's Day. Better job, man. Come on, keep it up. Do you feel proud when you pull it out?

I can call 911.

First off, why would he throw the stapler? That is just brutally violent, and he should be able to go to jail for that. There's no point in you throwing a stapler at a child. A CHILD! AHH!

Did I hit you hard?

You gonna let that fucking slide?