I mean, DUDE I SOUND BRITISH! That's exactly what you sound like, so yeah, you sound British. And you're saying shit like clapped, and saying all this shit. Like, yeah, you're definitely fucking, you're definitely fucking British. You sound British, and you have the slang of a British person, so yeah, you're most definitely British. And considering how fucking defensive you're getting, you are most certainly British, and like, ashamed of it.