This is a highly requested topic I feel like needs to be talked about but the question of the day is would you guys rather become blind or deaf? Let me know.

Hello, ladies, said the blind man walking through the seafood department.

I will never be blind. Then I could hear people.

I'd rather shit in my hands than clap.

Deaf all day long without hesitation. How the hell am I going to still do 180 down the highway gapping cars left and right if I can't see nothing? I don't care what they sound like, I just want to be able to gap them doing 150 plus.

I would rather be deaf all day long.

It's a beautiful routine to just sit at home all day.