I have some very important and exciting news to share with you guys I just got asked out by my professor he teaches philosophy he's around 50 years or so and of course I said yes I'm ready to embark on a new journey to broaden my horizons and really get myself out there wish me luck guys

He's also a crazy philosophy. I have a philosophy that you're a straight jackass idiot jackass. You're gonna fucking brain. Pipsqueak.

Like wow we're so happy it's everybody clap and you want to cookie or what do you want to cook I'm pretty sure you wanna cookie

You low key sound like you would be like a sales a sales pitch for a damn new mobile game That's about to come on bro. You sounded your voice on in too enchant a cool, bro I don't know it's making me a little uncomfortable.