Fighting crime with both direction and magnitude. Oh, yeah!

Dude, oh my god, you're so cute. I wanna do some naughty naughty things to you, you sexy son of a bitch. Oh yeah. Anyways, everyone have a fan-diddly-tastic day. Alright, peace! Peace. Ah, I'm gonna die all day.

This one's not gonna work McLovin find a new job, buddy

McLovin looking like McBloglin

You look like such a nice guy that you would help an old lady cross the road. Take that.

So I'm just gonna be honest here, but the only thing I've seen you doing on my 4u besides this video is playing with balls. Peace!

Do you want to be dry roasted, spit roasted or just roasted? I need to know. That reminds me, I need a coffee.

Make-a-lovin'

right listen bro yeah you're probably right listen I did this way like you're the only person who in your whole comment section including yourself here could pay for a prostitute and still end up in the friendzone because of the way you look

Bro, how you a double chin got a double chin, bro? You look like the type to sit at the school bus, and just watch kids get off, bro. You're fucking weird as hell, I ain't lying to you. You got that dumbass cut, bro. Now, fuck, your barber fucked your shit up, bro. Your whole head all looking like a rainbow, bro. You must be garrisoned. The fuck? Now, black-ass fit, bro. That big-ass shirt, you can see your whole fat-ass neck. I ain't even... Bro, damn, you got three chins, my *****! Holy shit! Your voice sounds ugly as fuck. How about... You just trust me, *****. Shut the fuck up, or I'll break your fucking glasses, pussy-ass *****!