That's a whole lot of water.

What the?

Man, what the fuck is you doing with your time? Like, surely you've got something better to do. Like, you knew you weren't gonna die. Like, what are you even talking about? Don't ever waste my time like that again. What the fuck?

I swear, your generation does anything for likes and follows, man. It's not safe, you know. That's some dangerous shit. But hey, what can I say, man?

You stink

God, they...