Good evening, phonium. Perhaps you would like to go band for band with a young rich *****, if I may be so presumptuous.

I'm about to be one of those down by people.

You fine as fuck, like, small waist, pretty face, thick thighs, mmm, scrumdiddlyumptious, you're beautiful, and your hair is fucking stunning, stunning, absolutely stunning.

Definite cut, bro. Like, mm. Like, treat me like white cheese. Don't get me dirty. Love on, love on me.

I'm trying to cop.