Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Why the fuck are you using young mama jokes?

It's enough for me, Doug. I can't disrespect your mama like that. Bye.

I got one your mom is so fat the picture of tin Christmas or golden super name

Yo mama so... mm-mm that when she choked she sounded like... Mm-mm.

I don't got one.

Well your mama's so fat you need at least 12 inches just to get past the cheeks.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone

Do you want more so fat she broke the window

Yo mama won't get off my floor

Yo mama so fat I can't tell when I'm sucking on her titty or her sidearm.