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Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?
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Your mama gave birth to you.
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I'm sorry but is that the best you got cause like that is shit mate. Shit, I say.
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Bottle of water might Brolio
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Butte water, maybe a cup of tea.vantage, they bought all of what we're!"
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That silence was so fucking uncomfortable.
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Yo can you please shut the fuck up and stop giving your input because nobody fucking cares
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Absolutely mate that shit was absolutely fucking terrible right absolute fucking terabyte
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That's funny, not really. Go back to the UK where they do not brush the teeth at all.
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Oh I might let me say something to you fuck one give me a fucking bottle TA shut the fuck up pussy little bitch it's just better for you your mom is a fucking slut
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Wonderful
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Yo mama so fat every time she farts is cause of global warming yo mama so fat when she turns around it's her birthday yo mama so fat that you could run around her and still never get to the end yo mama so fat how are you in law
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sequentialpless
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Goddamn.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Mom, think it was that a duck?
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Thank you for watching!
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Hahahaha! What? What? What?
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Girl, it's your iron!
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Oh
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Say your mama on only fans said in her pussy for £2.50 just to get you lunch so sad
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And do both of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah bro fuck you are thank you up there a fuck off my shit I don't even know what the fuck I'll say over there oh Travis Montana suck my fucking dick bro
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You see, you tried and you failed. That's why your mum is on ********. She's selling her pussy for 250 my boy. And you want a mel to suck your dick? That's how I know you're gay.
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You see you short and you shut the fuck up bro the fuck up fix your crooked ass teeth you fat fuck
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Someone that for £2.50 when it was £2.50.
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How much is that in US dollars I don't know
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Do you mean fucking generous she's on that shit for £1.50 and still no it's fucking been abroad is going hungry
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Yeah, Danny G, yeah, I fucked your mom last night, yeah, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, you're fucking retarded, bro. Stop fucking dick riding. You're a pussy.
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hahahaha
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In US dollars that's like $2.99 for you, look. Maybe $3.00, son.
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Yeah mama, just like a toilet. white, round, and full of shit.
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And your mama just like a faust. Dusty crusty and gets her thumb.
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Alright alright, your mama is so ugly that when Santa came down that chimney, he said, and ho-ho-ho-holy shit.
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Grrr! Joey A court e
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Kuh! Huuuh! Oh
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Delicious
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very effective, thank you
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Chanel West Coast is that you
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Good one, good one.
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Why why do you keep responding to these yo mama jokes with this forced ass laugh like It just like gets a book like Like no, no, no, it's like Like
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Wow!
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hhmmmmmmmm prawwww
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Your mom is so fat I swerved and miss her in my car and I ran out of gas
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Your mama so fat when she will pass the TV on his three episodes
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Yo mama so fat when she put on a fur coat the whole entire species went extinct
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Oh those were good I can't lie
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Bro, those are actually good.
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Yeah Haley I don't mean to be mean but I'm gonna be mean never fucking speak another word again that shit was not funny at all
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I'm not gonna lie those were pretty good.
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Bitch it's giving I looked this up on fucking Safari and copy and fucking pasted
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Why is everyone saying that your fucking jokes are good? They're literally ass! What the fuck?
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Oh my god kid, what the actual fuck?
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Because it's supposed to be a corny joke and not supposed to be funny
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Bro stop playing with me bro when it comes to yo mama jokes I'll be going crazy your mama so stupid she just she's the batteries of her ass and said I got the power
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Your mama thought you were so ugly when you was born she asked for a receipt
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Bro you're so ugly when your mama job chill for school she had a ticket for littering
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so
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No bro this one got it this one got it for real not go away
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Ah
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Stop with these four slaps, not funny!
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Y'all met me so fat after I got done fucking that I rolled over twice and we're still on the bitch.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Yo mama so fucking poor that whenever I leave her house on fire the cockroaches came out singing clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord we got some heat
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Yo mama so dirty, yo mama so dirty she saw a rat and fed it.
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