Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Your mama so hairy that people think she's Chewbacca man no wonder she got costed

Your mama so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Your mama so fat she has to three phones to take a picture of herself your mother so fat took a picture of herself last Christmas and it's still printing

Yo mama so stupid she should've the battery operated and said I got power

Your mama so fat my ankle started hurting when I picked her up!

Your mama so ugly that the one by the police arrested have a shower and hair

I have Aqua going for you your mama so fat

Oh mama so fat her belt size say equator yeah

Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu spaghetti sauce yeah

No, sir. When she sat on a corner, she squashed burgers out of George Washington's nose.