To be honest, I have never heard of cheese doodles in my life. Are they just like Cheetos, but like off-brand? I'm confused. I'm Canadian. I've never heard of this. Is this a Canadian thing? If this is a... No, it's not. No. No. What is this? Huh? Tell me what cheese doodles are about.

out your goddamn mind if you want me to believe you didn't just chow down on those smacking your big African lips.

Yo, there's a list of reasons why your ass is stupid as fuck. First off, what the fuck are cheese doodles? Second off, you're stupid as fuck for buying those stupid-ass, off-brand-ass Cheetos, my *****. I should slap that shit out your motherfucking hands. I should slap you, your mama, your daddy, your motherfucking uncle, your auntie, your cousin, your niece, your future son, your future daughter, your motherfucking grandparents, your motherfucking ancestors. I should slap all them little *****s, bro.

I just gotta ask, what the fuck are cheese noodles? I'm dying, dude. Cheese noodles? Those are Cheetos!