There is nothing miraculous about Miracle Whip. I hate the name. It's gross, too. So for me, Miracle Whip is being kicked to the curb. Anyway, shout out to you, zombie.

Yo, I ain't even gonna lie. Miracle Whip, you was cool whenever you was going on sandwiches or something like that, but you, you gotta go. You gotta go.

Relish bruh, cause like who for real just ever uses a relish?

Every single one of them except for ketchup gotta go