Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, we are missing a passenger who's still sleepy at this time. Please hold on tight and don't forget to fasten your seatbelts.

Yo, I ain't gon' pump fake. I don't even know if that's tired or she just on some drugs that got her ass leaning. You know what I mean? But regardless, I need a new waiter. And I'ma do it in the most respectful manner, but I can't do that. Nah.

Anything else? Yes, actually I would like a pillow with extra MSG and a large mouth guard with extra drool. Thank you.