If you don't have a box of this in your cabinet or cupboard, and ain't been sitting in there for longer than six months, then you're not black. Facts 100.

Anyway, but it's revoking me, revoking my black privilege because I don't have this and like wow, but I ain't black anymore. That's crazy.

Yo, people get tight with me cause I'm grown now and I still fuck with that Hamburger Helper, especially the cheeseburger one. I don't care, that shit be hittin', you heard?

Wait, so, you're telling me, just because I don't eat lasagna, even hamburger kind of means I'm not black, um, that makes no fucking sense, yo!

And I ain't real Italian, fool. I ain't got no time for no damn hamburger. Help him. Sheesh. Give me some real Italian. Give me some chicken parmesan. Some lasagna. Damn hamburger. Help him.