Am I a Spider-Man? Because once I'm done with you, there will be white sticky stuff all over you.

anyone tries to take you away from me like i personally will kill them like oh my god you are so freaking fine bro swear come be mine already like i love you so much oh my god you're so fine like girl i'm gay now like oh my gosh you did this to me and i love nobody else not even my boyfriend yeah i'm gonna break up with him yeah i broke up with him and basically basically you know you could be mine now you i'm all free you all free too right because if you got a man i'm kill him you're mine you're mine i love you girl

Bro, Connor, what did you just say, bro, I ain't gonna lie to you, that's fucking crazy, bro. Relatable or relatable, I don't give a shit.

Girl, to be honest, I can't. Like, you're really fine, though. I'm not trying to be weird, but, like, you're fine. Like, every time I school you, you're just gay. Like, oh my gosh. Like, I am straight, but now I'm gonna be gay because you're fine as fuck.