Bro, you're literally, like, so gorgeous. Can we, like, be friends or something? Like, no, I'm just playing. But you are gorgeous.

I think we should both agree that John just said it perfectly. John said what we were all thinking.

Hehe, I'll be your friend. Hehe, friends forever! I'll be your friend forever!

Oh my gosh, you finally posted something without showing your titties.

Just so you know, I have a good 2 inches, but the personality is out of this world. So if you want to give it a try, I'd be happy to give you a free, like you know, 30 second free trial. But then you have to pay £9.99 per second after that for your subscription. But yeah, I think it's worth it, you know. Try it out.