So, um, this is a documentary on why you don't be a ****. Basically, mates told me to go, like, annoy the guy next to me, so I was running on it, you know, I was feeling real cocky, looking like a right knobhead, you know. I thought I was funny at the time, and that's what happens, mate.

This looks like such a devious activity you and your pals got up to. Hope it went well. Hashtag love.

Oh these ****** floating in the air

Bro, that's what you get for being a massive bellend. Open the fucking app.

man that's happened to me like two times you're fine bro you're good you're okay stop your bitching

I just had a full on 10 minutes laughing about this. Hello my friends, you know I sit here all night, watching this for 10 minutes, getting no snap notifications and I'm a laughing bitch. You know what I mean?

Hope you learned your lesson mate, you end up looking like spaghetti noodle

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Damn. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.