Trust me, this cat is not fucking hungry. Actually, no, he probably is fucking hungry. I don't think you realize how fucking fat my cat is. If you've seen a full body picture, he's genuinely so fucking humongous. He's so fucking obese, which I don't get it because I feed him two times a day, one cup. Like, like I feed him like a normal cat, but he's just fucking humongous. He's also lazy as fuck, so that's probably why. But he's so fucking fat, so you're right, he probably is hungry.