Yo, rate my dog!

Yo, my grandparents used to have a dog like this and I call him the cow. But why is yours got like this pink eyes and some stuff? I don't understand. I don't know. Anyway, I don't like that dog back...

How hard are you squeezing that blanket? It looks like his eye is going to pop out.

See, the fun thing about it, I can't reach O'Dowell, because if I do, I think he gonna think that I stole his goddamn, his craic. So I'm gonna leave him alone. And he said, I don't say nothing.

He looks scared, bro. What the heck?

your dog is cute but why he look like his eyes gonna pop out? why? Is he okay?

Your dogs eye look like it's going to pop out a song

That dog is so ugly, so lame. I'm sure he can't even make birds to be afraid of him.

MAMA WEVIL, I CAN DO THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Oh my god, it looks like his eyes are gonna fucking pop out. What the heck?

Girl, did you fart in his eyes, son? It's a three out of ten for me. Get his eye checked out. Or stop beating on him. doing to that dog.

It looks like one of those dogs that just won't die. Like it could have rabies, hepatitis B, hepatitis A, mononucleosis, and like a broken neck, but it just won't die. and it's eyes about to pop out so I'll give it an 8 out of 10.