I'm going for the birds.

Okay, this is a hard one because birds are everywhere, like there's literally so many birds, and when you see dogs, they're normally with their owners, but like, if that dog gets away, you're fucked. You are fucked up, depending on what the breed is and how big it is, like, you're fucked. You're fucked either way.

No dogs because I can just pull out the nine and fucking shoot in route eight

The chances of a bird having rabies is way lower than the chances of a dog having rabies. So I choose a bird, because imagine you live in the hood. I don't. But imagine you do. And a dog with rabies just runs up and it's already on attack mode. But it's plussed up because it has rabies. The chances of surviving rabies are extremely low. I'm not dealing with those cards.