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What's one thing you always do in your morning routine? It could be brushing your teeth, a cup of coffee, anything. How do you just sort of... How do you know this thing you do like is going to just guarantee you to have a good day? but you need to do it otherwise, like, it's all a mess.
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My question is, what is it that makes your teeth fuzzy in the morning?
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I know Serenity, I also feel that like bacteria on my tongue, you know what I mean? Where you gotta like scrub it off and it's like, if I don't do that in the morning, I don't have a good food day. Like I don't taste my food like effectively if I'm not like brushing my teeth and scrubbing all that bacteria off in the morning because it just feels like no matter what I do it always cakes up in the evening. No matter like during bedtime, If I brush my teeth before, it's still there in the morning. can't avoid it.
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This goes like this I get up I pee go make the coffee make it get the coffee or take a poop while I'm smoking a cigarette drinking my coffee on the shitter
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Alright Kevin, alright, that's a solid routine because I feel like it's very pragmatic, right? The only note I'll say is like how are you able to poop before the coffee? Like that's just wild, like or does the coffee just go through you immediately because like bro You got an immune system like a fucking champ if it's like, you know one sip and you're ready So yeah, I mean Just give it a few minutes for the coffee to kick in, that's all I'm saying.
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The very first thing I do in the morning when I put my feet on the floor put my contacts in so I can see fucking everything if I can't see then it's gonna be a shit day
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That's a very pragmatic thing to do first, Manny. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. That is actually the first thing you do, because I feel like that's not something people think of, normally. That's not something I think of. But I'll leave my glasses by my night stand tonight and think of you.
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I wash my face in the morning because I tell you I break out in my face and it's not funny so I wash my face in the morning and then I just like hmm I just like go by my day like burst my teeth.
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Thanks, BTB. No one is talking about the dryness and the acne and the just negative things that happen to your face while you're sleeping. Like, I feel like I have no moisture in the morning and I feel like everything I do to my face after the morning is just trying to play catch up for the rest of the day. But yeah, I feel like I gotta get a nighttime routine for my face because it's just too dry out there, you know? we're getting into the summertime so it needs to be moisturized in the eaves.
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She wake the fuck up
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I like Marcus. Marcus sounds like this guy's got some places to go people to see. He doesn't have time for any petty routines. Alright, his alarm's going off and he is out the door. You probably sleep in your jeans, Marcus. I could see you doing that. It's like you're ready to go. You throw the covers off and you're off.
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Well obviously brush my teeth that's like a given first thing but the one thing if I did every single day right when I woke up if I took a bath or showered I know my day would be good but sometimes it's like a work out I keep putting it off till the end
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Maybe I feel like it's not obvious that people brush their teeth first thing, because like, I eat breakfast first and then I brush my teeth. I'm aligned on the shower, like, I don't know, I'm kind of a nighttime shower guy, not gonna lie, but the shower really sets the tone for the day, for sure. Like, if I'm eating and then brushing my teeth and then out the door, It's like you always feel like you're just rushed a little bit through the whole day
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Wallow in self-pity stare into the abyss solve world hunger tell no one Jazzercise I can't cancel that again wrestle with my self loathing I'm booked I'm talk to Max
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I brush my teeth I do some workout then some yoga than I read some books Skidding right just eat
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Yes, Irving, you were gonna make me worry there for a second, but I love a good avocado toast in the morning, some eggs, right when you wake up. But it hits well for sure. Nice cup of coffee. It's solid.
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So I wake up, brush my teeth, get dressed and go to work.
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No breakfast, Polina? Like that's the most important meal of the day. You can't be skipping breakfast. Also, I, uh, way too many amounts of people on the replies, like brush their teeth first thing. I don't know about you, but that's like, that's very unhinged to me. I don't know if I could do that. I could do that. I need at least a little bit of wake up time.
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Honestly just getting up because I just know if I don't get up at like a certain time I'm just gonna be in the bed the whole fucking day like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get up it's gonna ruin the whole day
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