Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

My day fell off.

If women invented the turn signal, then why do they never use it?

The fuck kind of question is that neither bro like literally suicidal appoint

Hair my mouth because I let her in my mouth ' cause like you know you surround that I caught you get puked in your mouth so yeah

No, no, I refuse to pick either one

They both suck but I choose eyelash cause when you're eating you'll you'll feel the hair and I'll always just be there

OK my name is Rupert Haggen last time and I'm just gonna be honest I am weed is bad OK I am I don't know what you guys are trying to get out of this high questions I'm asking you don't know why is Apple

If this happened, I think I would kill myself. I'm not gonna lie.

Suicide.

Yo, I'm gonna have a hair roll my mom for the rest of my life.